Transcript
Woman: Excuse
me! …Excuse me!...No...
Man: Always
busy here on a Friday night!
Woman: (to
barman) Sorry! Could I just have a...
Man: Patience
and persistence!
Woman: Ahh,
finally. Yes, erm ok, I’d like a beer, please! Sorry? what kind? (Man rolls
eyes) A beer? Erm, lager, please. Yeah, that will do. Sorry, what? Half pint or
a pint? (To man) How big is a pint?
Man: (gestures
with hands, size of a pint)
Woman: Yes.
OK. A pint.
Man: Ok, great,
I’d like a...
Woman: Oh, sorry.
Two pints of lager, please.
Man: OK
great, I’ll have...
Woman: Oh…and
a packet of crisps. (To man) Sorry. (To
barman) What flavour? Erm, let me just check. (Turns round and shouts) What
flavour? (Turns back) Cheese and onion.
Man: OK
give me...
Woman: And
a glass of wine. Red, please. Yes, I’m sure that’s it. Thank you. How much is
that? (starts to look for wallet) Let me just check my wallet. I’ve got five, and
that’s another six.
Man: (with
note already in hand) OK great, I’d like a pint of bitter and two halves of
lager please. Cheers. Keep the change. (To woman) That’s how it is done!
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